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Venus-in-skates Carolina Kostner makes some music video

parcferme wrote in ontd_skating Feb 11, 2015 15:11

gorgeous spirals and moves in the field galore! if you need a reason to fall back in love with skating...
(I wish the costume was just straight up faux-mesh instead of the weird shapes though)
ALL HAIL THE REAL QUEEN OF SOCHI!!!!!

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holy shitballs, this video is brilliant watch it now, carolina kostner, illusion mesh fabric

QUEEN YUNA GOTS HERSELF A CONSORT

bugchan wrote in ontd_skating Mar 07, 2014 12:09

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get me a fucking brownie, click me with your mouse, frozen is my heart, the yunabomber, we get it quack you like yu-na kim, holy shitballs, celebrate good times come on!, it's pretty freaking sweet, tell me about your feelings, yu-na kim

SHENANIGANS AND SPECULATION 2012

martydressler wrote in ontd_skating May 21, 2012 04:43

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

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A GLORIOUS DAY FOR ALL!

swingopenup wrote in ontd_skating Apr 20, 2012 07:25

THE MEN'S COMPETITION AT WTT HAS FINISHED, _SKATERS, AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SIXTEEN LONG MONTHS, A CERTAIN SOMEONE HAS BEEN VANQUISHED!

MAY I PRESENT....

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Plushenchrist rises again! Shun the non-believers!

tamaryokucha wrote in ontd_skating Feb 25, 2012 21:24

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i'll make a stan out of you, i'm whelmed right now, 4toe-3toe and his haircut, plushenko, comrade plyushenka, ontd_skating where dreams come true, i gave him cupcakes for the pain, sorry i was busy doing a quad, sk8er w/ amazing hair who is ttly awesom, skating and crying, post or die, it's great feelings, haters can hate skaters can skate, fuck me it's good, ambassador of all things good, that would be a mullet, not even jesus could run on ice, holy shitballs, we are all plushy's hoes, thnk u 4 ur time, spelling out "macho" in russian, celebrate good times come on!, !!! :) :(, hello soviet suprise package!, plushenkohnotheydidnt, the kanye of figure skating, srs bsns, curling is not important right now, fake tagsplosion!!!*~*~, plushenko wins eurovision, haters can hate, warning: warmuse fapping in this post, your russian overlords, platinum medal, you oughta know, not tl;dr more like not long enough, oh plushy, o___o, tell me about your feelings

PRESS TALKS ABOUT #IRRELEVANTCHANADIANSKATER'S PROBLEMS AGAINST OUR PLATINUM OVERLORD

tamaryokucha wrote in ontd_skating Dec 05, 2011 14:20

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Interview with Yu-Na Kim, hot off the press!

warmuse wrote in ontd_skating Nov 21, 2011 21:47

SAUCE

....well it's from yesterday's paper (20th) so I hope it's good enough for you! If you're wondering about the title for this interview, it's from a serial interview column done by the journalist mentioned in the title.

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lol i don't evan, really???, frozen is my heart, incoming stan war, lol women's skating idc, you korea i'm usa, yu-na kim, post or die, i c, dude..., infamy here we come, you oughta know, how is this possible., holy shitballs, o___o, emo shit; semi-live, i'm so confuse...

#CHARLESTHEDEFENDER: a post

swingopenup wrote in ontd_skating Nov 01, 2011 18:28

AKA: THE ISU ARE APPARENTLY FREE BITCHES AFTER ALL!

_SKATERS, HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING, "GOSH, IF ONLY I KNEW MORE ABOUT THAT FABULOUS MAN IN OUR HEADER WHO SO VALIANTLY CAME TO THE AID OF OUR COMRADES IN CHANADA"? WELL THEN YOU ARE IN LUCK!

( BECAUSE I HAVE WORKED THE GOOGLE AND BRING YOU SOME FUN FACTS. )

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Plushenchrist to Compete in Russian Nationals

tamaryokucha wrote in ontd_skating Oct 24, 2011 15:54

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Plushy practicing with the measure, does not hurt him every muscle in the morning as before ( Read more... )

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2011-12 Team Envelopes

jurisenpai wrote in ontd_skating Jun 02, 2011 13:37

U.S. Figure Skating Announces 2011-12 Team EnvelopesU.S. Figure Skating announced today the individuals and teams that will compose the A, B and C team envelopes for the 2011-12 season. Athletes assigned to the Reserve Team envelope will be announced at a later date ( Read more... )

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